The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then more thunder. Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Laughter Quotes

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

Art never comes from happiness.

Art never comes from happiness.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and...

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and...

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it; action presupposes a goal which...

A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it; action presupposes a goal which...

That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone...

That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone...

If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear....

If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear....

We live but a fraction of our lives

$We live but a fraction of our lives$