The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then more thunder. Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Laughter Quotes

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

'Cause I swear that I'm dying, slowly but its happining.

'Cause I swear that I'm dying, slowly but its happining.

I understand [Willy Loman's] longing for immortality Willy's writing his name in a cake of...

I understand [Willy Loman's] longing for immortality Willy's writing his name in a cake of...