C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

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Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real...

There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real...

Dear person who's sitting next to me on exam, please write bigger. Sincerely, I can't...

Dear person who's sitting next to me on exam, please write bigger. Sincerely, I can't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...