C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

Topics: Classroom Quotes, Laziness Quotes, School Quotes, Student Quotes

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy...

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy...

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.