C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

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That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy...

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy...

A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to...

A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to...

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me...

I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me...

Teacher: Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me: 5 Pages it is.

Teacher: Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me: 5 Pages it is.