C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

Topics: Classroom Quotes, Laziness Quotes, School Quotes, Student Quotes

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

The least of the work of learning is done in the classroom.

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

We can not wait until we have enough trained people willing to work at a...

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

Maintaining order in the classrooms has never been easy [and] it is evident that the...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource -...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years...

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to...

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

Every board member should have the right to stand up and vote the way they...

Every board member should have the right to stand up and vote the way they...

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.