Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...

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Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one...

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax...

There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.

Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

I make my font type bigger so it will looks like I have written more.

I make my font type bigger so it will looks like I have written more.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

That awkward moment when someone finishes a test in 10 minutes while I'm still on...

That awkward moment when someone finishes a test in 10 minutes while I'm still on...

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.