That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and then you realize there's actually somebody inside.
Shit Happens Quotes
Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...
I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...
You know what the trouble about real life is? Theres no danger music.
You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.
In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...
Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.
The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.
Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.
That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...
That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...
That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...
Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'