If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one...

All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one...

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...