If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the…
Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...
More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...
What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...
Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...
No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...
When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?
In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...
The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...
You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.
Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.
Business underlies everything in our national life, including our spiritual life. Witness the fact that...
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.