If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

It is usually the imagination that is wounded first, rather than the heart; it being...

It is usually the imagination that is wounded first, rather than the heart; it being...

The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great...

The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great...