Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.

As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.

Men may die, but the fabrics of free institutions remains unshaken.

Men may die, but the fabrics of free institutions remains unshaken.

The true artist doesn't substitute immorality for morality. On the contrary, he always substitutes a...

The true artist doesn't substitute immorality for morality. On the contrary, he always substitutes a...