Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.