Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you...

The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you...

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...

There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it...

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it...