More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed...

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.