Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running...

Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running...

Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.

Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Chose your friends with caution, plan your future with purpose, and frame your life with...

Chose your friends with caution, plan your future with purpose, and frame your life with...

A friends Love says: If you need anything, Ill be there. True Love says: Youll...

A friends Love says: If you need anything, Ill be there. True Love says: Youll...

Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history...

Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history...