I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

Real discoveries come from chaos.

Real discoveries come from chaos.

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...