I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way...

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you...

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you...

I could well believe that it is God's intention, since we have refused milder remedies,...

I could well believe that it is God's intention, since we have refused milder remedies,...

The worship most acceptable to God comes from a thankful and cheerful heart

The worship most acceptable to God comes from a thankful and cheerful heart

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.