I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and...

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is

Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is

To be educated, a person doesn't have to know much or be informed, but he...

To be educated, a person doesn't have to know much or be informed, but he...

The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.

The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in...

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in...