Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don't do anything.

Quote by Gorilla Rising Hintz

Topics: Humor Quotes, Laziness Quotes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You...

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.

Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.

It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)

It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of...

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.