Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

Quote by Ted Rall

Topics: Conservative Quotes, Humor Quotes

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

Anyone should be able to read comics.

Anyone should be able to read comics.