Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....