Quotes by Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

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If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

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I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

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I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

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I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

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I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

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I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

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I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

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I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

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