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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a...

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a...

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.