With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.