I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

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It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I...

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a...

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a...

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...