Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

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Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.