Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Winners are not born, they are forged in the fires of passion.

Winners are not born, they are forged in the fires of passion.

The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most...

The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most...