Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

Quote by Bob Monkhouse

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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be...

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be...

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as...

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as...

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She...

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She...

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand...

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand...

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for...

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for...

Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.

Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...

If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of...

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of...

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything...

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything...