Quotes by Bob Monkhouse

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She...

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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

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Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

#Bob Monkhouse

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as...

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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be...

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