Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

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I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.