“Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.Quote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
