“He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the BartenderQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
