“He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the BartenderQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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