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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
