“Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -DaraldQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
