“Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity. -Sarah MarshallQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
