Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald:...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
