Women are cursed and men are the proof.

Quote by Roseanne

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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]

I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of...

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of...

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level...

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level...

On every full moon, rituals such as the one described above take place on hilltops,...

On every full moon, rituals such as the one described above take place on hilltops,...

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they...

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they...

Next to the wound , what women make best is the bandage.

Next to the wound , what women make best is the bandage.

The test of civilization is the estimate of woman. Among savages she is a slave....

The test of civilization is the estimate of woman. Among savages she is a slave....

I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches,...

I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches,...

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.

Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife...

Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the...

It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but...

It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but...

Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than...

Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than...

In courtship a man pursues a woman until she catches him.

In courtship a man pursues a woman until she catches him.

We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men...

We've always been ready for female superheroes. Because women want to be them and men...

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Men's vows are women's traitors!

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

The venom clamors of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.

The venom clamors of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.