People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

Quote by Wendy Liebman

Topics: Smoking Quotes

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Father hath appointed unto me; That...

And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Father hath appointed unto me; That...

And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died...

And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died...

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Choose your company before you drink.

Choose your company before you drink.

Enflaming yourselves with idols under every green tree, slaying the children in the valleys under...

Enflaming yourselves with idols under every green tree, slaying the children in the valleys under...

And on the fifth day nine bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

And on the fifth day nine bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

If You wish to drink, then I shall get water for You; and wash Your...

If You wish to drink, then I shall get water for You; and wash Your...

And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three...

And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three...

Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle...

Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle...

Then the woman came and told her husband, saying, A man of God came unto...

Then the woman came and told her husband, saying, A man of God came unto...

If you drink it straight down, you can feel it going into each individual intestine.

If you drink it straight down, you can feel it going into each individual intestine.