People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

They have taken the care and upbringing of children out of the hands of parents,...

They have taken the care and upbringing of children out of the hands of parents,...

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life.

Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the...

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the...

Wise parents offer criticism only when asked, and then minimally.

Wise parents offer criticism only when asked, and then minimally.

I have taken unto myself her fortune and her glory, as a wreath off a...

I have taken unto myself her fortune and her glory, as a wreath off a...

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people - his imagination had never really accepted...

His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people - his imagination had never really accepted...

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...