I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

There were days when Keanu was looking a little green from the amount of cigarettes...

There were days when Keanu was looking a little green from the amount of cigarettes...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson [Carson Daly] can't go out...

I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson [Carson Daly] can't go out...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or...

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or...

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke,...

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke,...

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the...

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the...

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.