Wendy Liebman – Quotes Lover

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

#Drink

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

#Parents

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

#Smoking

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

#Running

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

#Dating

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

#Cats

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

#Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

#Wendy Liebman

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

#Divorce, #Money

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.