I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?

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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.