I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?

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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Parents can plant magic in a child's mind through certain words spoken with some thrilling...

Parents can plant magic in a child's mind through certain words spoken with some thrilling...

The Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy and will remain a fifteen-year-old...

The Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy and will remain a fifteen-year-old...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

We meet on the broad pathway of good faith and good will; no advantage shall...

We meet on the broad pathway of good faith and good will; no advantage shall...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

I don't remember not dancing. When I realized I was alive and these were my...

I don't remember not dancing. When I realized I was alive and these were my...

The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have...

The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was...

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents,...

And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents,...

In the transmission of human culture, people always attempt to replicate, to pass on to...

In the transmission of human culture, people always attempt to replicate, to pass on to...