I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?

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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...

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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

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Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led...

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...

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Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

In a relationship; You becomes Us. I becomes We and They become Haters.

In a relationship; You becomes Us. I becomes We and They become Haters.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...