My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Quote by Wendy Liebman

Topics: Divorce Quotes, Money Quotes

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...