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Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I never liked you, and I always will.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.