“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yetQuote by Dave BarryTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about Humor, Quotes about Technology, Quotes about TimeShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is...#Dave Barry
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...#Arguments, #People
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...#Constitution, #Government
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