The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank

Quote by Jonathan Raban

Topics: Country Quotes, Racism Quotes

Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really...

Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really...

Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style,...

Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style,...

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the...

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the...

And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The...

And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The...

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

And his sons went and feasted in their houses, every one his day; and sent...

And his sons went and feasted in their houses, every one his day; and sent...

And on the sabbath day two lambs of the first year without spot, and two...

And on the sabbath day two lambs of the first year without spot, and two...

Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop the...

Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop the...

And for a drink offering thou shalt offer the third part of an hin of...

And for a drink offering thou shalt offer the third part of an hin of...

Souls of poets dead and gone, What Elysium have ye known, Happy field or mossy...

Souls of poets dead and gone, What Elysium have ye known, Happy field or mossy...

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

For thus saith the LORD; Behold, they whose judgment was not to drink of the...

For thus saith the LORD; Behold, they whose judgment was not to drink of the...

Science is some kind of cosmic apple juice from the Garden of Eden. Those who...

Science is some kind of cosmic apple juice from the Garden of Eden. Those who...

Why do we sit still? assemble yourselves, and let us enter into the defenced cities,...

Why do we sit still? assemble yourselves, and let us enter into the defenced cities,...

And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters...

And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters...

After this manner ye shall offer daily, throughout the seven days, the meat of the...

After this manner ye shall offer daily, throughout the seven days, the meat of the...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.