What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss and is a pattern of celestial peace.

Quote by Shakespeare

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I am a kind of burr; I shall stick.

I am a kind of burr; I shall stick.

To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or read...

To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or read...

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

He that wants money, means, and content, is without three good friends.

He that wants money, means, and content, is without three good friends.

We came into the world like brother and brother; And now lets go hand in...

We came into the world like brother and brother; And now lets go hand in...

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

Fortune is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to signify to you that...

Fortune is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to signify to you that...

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow's dark array, Days of absence, I...

Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow's dark array, Days of absence, I...

This is very midsummer madness

This is very midsummer madness

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more...

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more...

The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, Which hurts and is desired.

The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, Which hurts and is desired.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.

I like not fair terms and a villain's mind.

I like not fair terms and a villain's mind.

Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure

Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Farewell, fair cruelty.

Farewell, fair cruelty.

There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

The connections between and among women are the most feared, the most problematic, and the...

The connections between and among women are the most feared, the most problematic, and the...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...