What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss and is a pattern of celestial peace.

Quote by Shakespeare

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This is the way to kill a wife; with kindness.

This is the way to kill a wife; with kindness.

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.

Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...

Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for...

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for...

Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without...

Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without...

Misery acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows

Misery acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows

Past and to come seems best; things present worst

Past and to come seems best; things present worst

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; Take honor from me, and my...

Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; Take honor from me, and my...

Love is like linen; often changed, the sweeter.

Love is like linen; often changed, the sweeter.

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.

O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.

O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.

And nothing can we call our own but death And that small model of the...

And nothing can we call our own but death And that small model of the...

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling...

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling...

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.

I was adored once too.

I was adored once too.

The worst is death, and death will have his day.

The worst is death, and death will have his day.

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we...

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we...

Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer:...

Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer:...