Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

The team has come along slow but fast.

The team has come along slow but fast.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

There are no adequate substitutes for father, mother, and children bound together in a loving...

There are no adequate substitutes for father, mother, and children bound together in a loving...

The family is the school of duties - founded on love

The family is the school of duties - founded on love

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...