Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

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At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated...

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV...

Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV...

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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

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President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks...

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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

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Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

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President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking...

After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking...