5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Happiness Quotes

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...

Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in...

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in...

Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as...

Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as...