I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate, I'm just ready.

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Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

It's no trifle at her time of life to part with a doctor who knows...

It's no trifle at her time of life to part with a doctor who knows...

In my Sunday School class there was a beautiful little girl with golden curls. I...

In my Sunday School class there was a beautiful little girl with golden curls. I...

A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than ten years...

A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than ten years...