Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Quote by Herbert Beerbohm Tree
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years...
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Every man is a potential genius until he does something.