People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Quote by Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years...

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years...

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will...

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will...

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.

Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not...

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not...

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for...

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at...

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at...

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have...

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have...

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...