I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

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I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas...

Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas...

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined...

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant...

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

How young can you die of old age?

How young can you die of old age?

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

Never floss with a stranger.

Never floss with a stranger.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped...

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped...

We all have, that one creepy neighbor that never comes out of their house.

We all have, that one creepy neighbor that never comes out of their house.