I don't make mistakes...I date them.

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Boys are stupid. Relationships suck. I love being single.

Boys are stupid. Relationships suck. I love being single.

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single...

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single...

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start...

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I think it can be fun to be single and date-like when you don't want...

I think it can be fun to be single and date-like when you don't want...

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it...

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it...

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing...

To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing...

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship...

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.