I don't make mistakes...I date them.

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Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Being single is ok but after a while you get tired of seeing cute couples...

Being single is ok but after a while you get tired of seeing cute couples...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free...

Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that...

Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that...

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess...

Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess...

The British tend to shy away from the spotlight. We don't like being singled out...

The British tend to shy away from the spotlight. We don't like being singled out...

I think it can be fun to be single and date-like when you don't want...

I think it can be fun to be single and date-like when you don't want...

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single...

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were...

It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

My old dude f*cked up. My new boo lucked up. My ex tryna suck up....

My old dude f*cked up. My new boo lucked up. My ex tryna suck up....

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.