I don't make mistakes...I date them.

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Being single is better than being in a broken relationship. Know your worth.

Being single is better than being in a broken relationship. Know your worth.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it...

Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it...

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single...

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single...

My life is already controlled by sports, I don't need a girl to control it...

My life is already controlled by sports, I don't need a girl to control it...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

Some people think it's wrong, being single isn't right. But you hurt the right person...

Some people think it's wrong, being single isn't right. But you hurt the right person...

The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that...

The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that...

Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess...

Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess...

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad...

If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad...

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

You told me you love me, Why did you leave me all alone?

You told me you love me, Why did you leave me all alone?

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...