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It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start...

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start...

The British tend to shy away from the spotlight. We don't like being singled out...

The British tend to shy away from the spotlight. We don't like being singled out...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

I'm not single, I'm in a long term relationship with adventure and fun.

I'm not single, I'm in a long term relationship with adventure and fun.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it...

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it...

As uncertain as the life of a single girl might be..we make our own rules...

As uncertain as the life of a single girl might be..we make our own rules...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

A EX should stay an EX. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation...

A EX should stay an EX. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation...

My Ex Sent Me Ah Picture Too Remind Me What iM Givinq Up , iSent...

My Ex Sent Me Ah Picture Too Remind Me What iM Givinq Up , iSent...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...