I don't make mistakes...I date them.

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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship...

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship...

I'm not single, I'm in a long term relationship with adventure and fun.

I'm not single, I'm in a long term relationship with adventure and fun.

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy...

Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy...

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete...

Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free...

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that...

Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.