Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Quote by Trey Parker

Topics: Mothers Quotes

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then,...

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then,...

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of...

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of...

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves...

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves...

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm...

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.