Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that…
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'
Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.