Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that…

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only...

Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only...

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...

There is no wealth but life

There is no wealth but life