Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that…

Quote by Andy Rooney

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I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...

Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Our personal consumer choices have ecological, social, and spiritual consequences. It is time to re-examine...

Our personal consumer choices have ecological, social, and spiritual consequences. It is time to re-examine...