Never miss a chance to shut up

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Chance Quotes

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

If commerce is the engine of our economy, then advertising is the spark. Responsible advertisers...

If commerce is the engine of our economy, then advertising is the spark. Responsible advertisers...