Never miss a chance to shut up
Quote by Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Politics is applesauce.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
In all great changes of established governments, forms ought to give way to substance
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.