Men are only as loyal as their options.

Quote by Bill Maher

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The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The...

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The...

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

When we make mistakes they call it evil

When we make mistakes they call it evil

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please,...

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please,...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

The generous man enriches himself by giving; the miser hoards himself poor

The generous man enriches himself by giving; the miser hoards himself poor

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what...

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what...

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he...

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he...

We hate the kindness which we understand.

We hate the kindness which we understand.

We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the...

We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the...

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.