Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
Impiety, n.: Your irreverence toward my deity.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and...
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of...
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever...
RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice.
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter...
There have been as great Souls unknown to fame as any of the most famous.
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.