Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Tenacity is a certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin...
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity...
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or...
CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, _Cogito ergo...
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and...
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
There are no better cosmetics than a severe temperance and purity, modesty and humility, a...