While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a...
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Done to a turn on the iron, behold Him who to...
When you doubt, abstain.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from...
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or...
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids...
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of...
Education is sown in children but must be cultivated all life long.
Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
The motto should not be: Forgive one another; rather, Understand one another.